The Avengers (2012) Best Quotes

I’m completely crazy about the Avenger’s script. It’s brilliant. It has lots of funny one-liners, especially between Tony Stark and Steve Rogers. Here are some of the quotes I found extremely hilarious:
Tony Stark/Iron Man (The charming playboy- also pretty much the star of the show when it comes to quotes, as you can see)
  1. To the Hulk) “Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.”
  2. Tony Stark is having an argument with Thor in a forest for some reason. Thor: “You have no idea what you’re dealing with.
    Tony Stark: “Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
  3. Steve Rogers: “Stark, we need an attack plan!”
    Tony Stark: “I have a plan. Attack!”
  4. Loki: (Touches his Tesseract staff to Stark, which only taps against Stark’s arc reactor with no effect-supposed to hypnotize him) “That usually works…”
    Tony Stark: “Yeah, well, perfomance issues…”
  5. Steve Rogers: “Are you nuts?”
    Iron man: “Jury’s out.”
  6. To Captain America: “You know, you might’ve missed a few things doing time as a capsicle.”
  7. To the Hulk: “You really have got a lid on it, haven’t you? What’s your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?”
  8. Steve Rogers (sarcastic): “You’re all about style, aren’t you?”
    Tony Stark: “Of the people in this room, which one is A – wearing a spangly outfit and B – not of use?”
  9. Tony Stark (regaining consciousness, he’s lying down and everyone’s standing around him): What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
    Steve Rogers: We won.
    Tony Stark: All right, hey! All right good job guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow; let’s just take a day.
  10. Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
    Tony Stark: Funny things are.
  11. Pepper Potts to Agent Phil Coulson: “Phil! Come in!”
    Tony Stark: “Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent.”
  12. Maria Hill: When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
    Tony Stark: Last night.
  13. Steve Rogers: How can you not trust Fury?
    Tony Stark: He’s a spy, he’s THE spy. His secrets have secrets.
Steve Rogers/Captain America (The golden boy)
  1. Nick Fury: “Having trouble sleeping?”
    Steve Rogers: “I’ve been asleep for 70 years. I think I’ve had enough rest.”
  2. Black Widow’s worried about attacking Loki, saying “they’re basically gods.”
    Steve Rogers: “Ma’am, there’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.”
  3. Steve Rogers: “Have you got a suit?”
    Clint Barton: “Yeah.”
    Steve Rogers: “Suit up!” (alright, this is memorable only because of the TV programme, How I Met Your Mother. A picture of Barney just popped out of my brain when he said that :D)
Hulk (The mild mannered scientist when calm, massive green beast when provoked.)

  1. Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I shall not be bullied…
    (Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor)
    Hulk: Puny god.
  2. Steve Rogers: “Doctor, this might be a good time for you to get angry”:
    Hulk: That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.”
    -special thanks to Caleb Flanagan for remembering this :)

Loki (the villain who doubles up as comic relief)

  1. Nick Fury:  “We have no quarrel with your people.”
    Loki: “An ant has no quarrel with a boot.”
  2. Thor: (referring to humans): “You think yourself above them?”
    Loki: “Well, yes.”

Nick Fury (the boss)

Thor: “Loki is a prisoner.”
Nick Fury: “Then why do I feel like he’s the only person on this boat who wants to be here?”


8 responses to “The Avengers (2012) Best Quotes

  1. “Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?” When was it? Fifteenth century? We’re not ancient here, I hope.

  2. These are all awesome quotes :D, and the bit where Hulk uses Loki as a play toy hitting him off the ground is my favourite bit lol

  3. Oh man! You forgot the best quote of the movie: “That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.”

  4. Penguin

    Awesome!!!!! TOtaly awesome!!!

  5. bechay

    what about that bit when thor claims loki’s adopted?

  6. maria Lopez

    What about when loki says ‘we have an army’ and tony stark says ‘we have a hulk’????? Cant forget that one!

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